It’s So Hot; People Are Pooping Their Pants In Las Vegas
If you haven’t stepped outside in Las Vegas lately, you’re in for a scorching surprise. The United States, along with many parts of the world, is in the midst of a massive heat wave that shows no signs of letting up. So, just how hot is it out there?
It’s so hot that records are crumbling left and right. El Paso and Phoenix are grabbing headlines for their astonishing heat streaks. El Paso is on the verge of reaching 100 degrees for the 34th consecutive day, while Phoenix has endured a blistering stretch of 110-degree temperatures for 19 days straight, surpassing a 49-year-old record.
It’s so hot that even Target employees are feeling the heat. An article on CNN.com reported that, the company has relaxed its dress code, allowing employees to sport shorts. Previously, only those working outside had the privilege, but now everyone can rock shorts, including jean shorts. Just remember, they must be mid-thigh length or longer—no Daisy Dukes allowed.
It’s so hot that extreme temperatures are causing unusual incidents, like people passing out and, well, accidents on planes. A Delta flight in Las Vegas experienced a prolonged delay in scorching 111-degree heat, leading multiple passengers to faint. According to a report by Fox Business some unfortunate individuals “soiled themselves.” Five passengers had to be taken off on stretchers.
It’s so hot that the ocean in Florida is resembling a giant hot tub. Surface temperatures near the coastline have nearly reached 100 degrees in certain spots. It’s like taking a dip in a warm, soothing bath instead of a refreshing ocean swim.
And finally, the scorching temperatures are breaking records on a global scale. On July 3rd, the Earth’s average temperature hit an all-time high of 62.6 degrees, according to another article on CNN. That surpasses the previous record set in 2016. But the new record didn’t stop there. Each day from the 4th to the 17th has exceeded that 2016 record, with July 6th peaking at over 63 degrees. It’s an unprecedented heatwave that shows no signs of relenting.
So, buckle up, stay hydrated, and seek shade wherever you can find it because that’s just how hot it is right now.