Country music can be pretty funny at times with their songs and subject matter, and several country superstars like Brad Paisley and Blake Shelton are known for their humor as much as for their music.

We gathered what we thought were some of the funniest country songs and lyrics of all time, and yes, Blake and Brad are on the list.

• Luke Combs - "When It Rains, It Pours" - 2017

  This is a funny song about how Luke’s character’s luck changed for the better when his girl said goodbye. – The lyrics include, “Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize / When she heard about my newfound luck / On that FM dial / And it’s crazy how lately now / It just seems to come in waves / What I thought was gonna be the death of me / Was my saving grace / It’s got me thinkin’ that her leavin’ / Is the only logical reason.”

• Brad Paisley - "I'm Gonna Miss Her" - 2001

  A song about a guy being told by his girl that he needs to choose between fishing and her. Surprise! He chooses fishing. Brad’s hilarious lyrics include, “But today she met me at the door / Said I would have to choose / If I hit that fishin’ hole today / She’d be packin’ all her things / And she’d be gone by noon / Well, I’m gonna miss her / When I get home.” The video for the song was the first time he met his now wife of 19 years, actress Kimberly Williams – Paisley.

• Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty - "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" - 1971

  This classic from 1971 includes the lyrics, “And that’s the reason my good looks and my figure’s gone / And that’s the reason I ain’t got no hair to comb / And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darling / Ah but looks ain’t everything / And money ain’t everything / But, I love you just the same.”

• Blake Shelton - "Some Beach" - 2004

  A song full of troubles but Blake’s character escapes them, by heading to some beach somewhere. “Drivin’ down the interstate / Runnin’ thirty minutes late / Singin’ ‘Margaritaville’ and mindin’ my own / Some foreign car drivin’ dude with a road rage attitude / Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone / He started yellin’ at me like I did somethin’ wrong / He flipped me the bird and then he was gone / Some beach / Somewhere / There’s a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair.”

• Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris - "Way Too Pretty For Prison" - 2019

  A fun song about two women wanting to kill their man, but they are just too pretty for prison. “He cheated, he’s a villain / And you know I’d help you kill him / But we’re way too pretty for prison / Hard time ain’t our kind of livin’ / And I don’t want to talk about / The way those jumpsuits wash us out / We’re way too pretty for prison.”

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