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Florida Woman Takes Naked Tumble Off Building

Author Ransom Garcia
A defocused police car sits behind crime scene tape with flashing lights at night.

Are you familiar with the “Florida Man/Florida Woman” stereotype? It’s a peculiar internet meme and cultural trope that highlights bizarre news stories or headlines primarily from the state of Florida, often involving unusual or outlandish events. These stories often begin with the phrase “Florida Man” or “Florida Woman” followed by a strange or amusing event, leading to a collection of quirky and memorable headlines associated with the state.

The Sunshine State has done it again! A Florida Woman took an unexpected tumble off a building in Fort Myers after an impromptu climb—in her birthday suit, might we add.

The Florida Woman Drama: Mental Health or Mischief?

There is a video of the incident; however, I won’t include it in this article. You can view it here, as reported on by WINK news in Fort Myers. It’s genuinely distressing to witness, as it’s clear the woman wasn’t in a sound state of mind. Authorities from the police and fire department attempted to safely intervene, but the situation quickly took a troubling turn.

The context surrounding the video remains obscure, and my heart goes out to this woman concerning her mental state.

Is “Vegas Man” The Next Internet Meme?

The incident isn’t an anomaly. Similar tales have peppered our own city of Las Vegas. Remember the naked man’s tussle with law enforcement, leading to an impromptu joyride in a cop car? According to a Fox 5 article, the individual was experiencing a mental breakdown during the event. Our country is grappling with a significant mental health crisis, and it’s a critical time to address these issues compassionately.

Details from Fox 5 reveal that Clyde Cabulisan was stopped twice by Metro police on October 31. Around 11 p.m., LVMPD communications received reports of “a naked man wandering in the street, seemingly trying to provoke vehicular collisions” at the intersection of Blue Diamond Rd. and Buffalo Rd. A marked patrol car in the vicinity encountered Cabulisan in the middle of the intersection, prompting an officer to activate emergency lights to protect the suspect from oncoming traffic.

Ransom Garcia is the music director and afternoon host on 1079 Coyote Country. He’s been with the station since 2017, but he’s been on the Las Vegas airwaves since 2003. Although he's Vegas Born AND Raised, Ransom also has on-air duties on sister station Kiss 95.1 in Charlotte, NC. He is also set to be inducted into the Nevada Broadcasters Hall of Fame in September of 2024. Ransom writes articles about pop culture, human interests, technology, video games and anything affecting Las Vegas.

Nevada: Do We Have The Nation’s Best-Looking Police Cruiser?

Each state possesses unique features that distinguish it from others, and this extends to its state patrol vehicles. Over the past decade, the American Association of State Troopers has organized an annual competition to determine the best-looking patrol cruiser among the states.

Virtually all state police agencies participate by submitting a photo of their finest patrol vehicle in hopes of having it featured on the association’s yearly calendar. The sales of this calendar contribute to the American Association of State Troopers Foundation, which offers educational scholarships to dependents of troopers who are association members.

According to the association’s website, the contest initially started as a friendly rivalry between the state agencies, but it has evolved into an enjoyable and positive way for community members to support and engage with law enforcement.

Who won the Best Looking Patrol Cruiser contest last year?

In the previous year, Kentucky secured the cover spot on the 2023 calendar as the winner of the contest. However, this year, the competition is fierce, and Nevada seems to be a strong contender. As of yesterday, at around 4 p.m., Nevada had taken the lead with over 104,700 votes, though Florida was close behind, trailing by only about 60 votes.

The current top 5 states in the contest are Nevada, Florida, California, Indiana, and Kentucky. To boost their chances, the Nevada State Police are actively encouraging their supporters to cast their votes through their social media channels, where they have gained substantial attention and positive feedback.

Someone commented on Facebook, “At first I liked the navy-blue vehicles but those silver/grey ones are pretty awesome and kinda blend in very well.” Another person prefers the beauty of the patrol cruiser from a distance. Most of us would agree unless you enjoy the view of flashing lights from your rearview mirror.

The contest attracts a significant number of votes daily, making it a highly engaging event. Anyone can participate by casting their vote until July 31, with Survey Monkey’s rules allowing only one vote per device during the contest period. You can cast your vote here.

Take a look at some of the competition below.

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